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jack: but daddy, if we don't go to the park at school i won't get to slide down the pole!

dave: sorry, you'll just have to slide down my pole.

-pause-

me: um, what the fuck??

it appears that dave lets jack climb on him and slide down the length of his body like a firepole. heh, like the explanation of the pornographic-sounding language is any less pornographic-sounding!

jack: okay, i'll just have to slide down your pole all day and all night!

-pause-

me and dave: BAHAHAHHAHAHA!

we are bad, bad parents.