falling apart

this weekend i have acquired a multitude of cuts, gashes and bruises, and it's starting to freak me out. when did i get so fucking clumsy?? is it hormonal? i don't think so. very, very weird.

to complete the sickly picture, poor nate has a yeast infection and diarrhea and jack is home from school with a tummyache and diarrhea. whee! the diarrhea i can handle, but the yeast infection?? a yeast infection for baby boys involves red, inflamed, sticky-looking testicles. EEK! luckily it's easily remedied with some good old athlete's foot cream (yum!), but still involves a lot of generally unhappy behavior -- especially when i have to change a poopy diaper! SIGH. i'm really looking forward to the day when tv will cure/ease what ails nate. needless to say, jack is recovering nicely watching sesame street. yeah, he's rediscovering the classics in between trips to the potty -- if he weren't potty-trained i'd surely be on the verge of a serious breakdown.

hmm. sorry for the gross talk. too much information? heh.